Rock And Roll King Mugs

"King me!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Elvis Presley

Motorherd

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Freddie Mercury

"Free Bird!"

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Elfis"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Jimmy Page.

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Plymouth Rock

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Rock On

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Ozzy Osbourne

Not-so-easy listening...

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.