King Of Rock 'n' Roll Devotee Pillows

'Next time your friends ask, son, just tell them I'm an Elvis impersonator. No need to add, 'The Older and Fatter Years'.'

Robert Fripp

At the rock concert...

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Elfis"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Robbie Williams

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

David Bowie

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Ian Dury

Meet the Beetles....

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Will Curl Lip For Food

'Who's Phil Collins?'

Falling Rock

Elvis fans

Bob Dylan

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

At the CD shop.

Liam Gallagher

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Thank you for your service."

Rolling Stones

'Beat it'

Chuck Berry

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

Elvis' autopsy

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'