Kinesiologist Gifts

"Then don't do that."

Weak Research

Inverted Bat

The Map of the human brain

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

PSA Banter.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Inside One's Memory Bank

"I stand corrected."

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Very funny!'

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Office Ergonomics.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'I've got this splitting headache.'

Dog training

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

Bad news for famed author, I. P. Freely, 'Yellow Waterfalls': 'It's your prostate, I.P., It's as big as a baseball.'

"Whiplash..."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Big slipper.

A Brain Drain

'You'd look sad too if there had been a strong earthquake during your vasectomy.'