Kinesiologist Gifts

"Then don't do that."

Weak Research

Inverted Bat

The Map of the human brain

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

PSA Banter.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Inside One's Memory Bank

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"I stand corrected."

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

'Very funny!'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Prostate: 51st State

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Office Ergonomics.

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'I've got this splitting headache.'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Dog training

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"The cape comes off too."

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

'You'd look sad too if there had been a strong earthquake during your vasectomy.'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."