Kids Tv Nostalgist Gifts

'Let's see what's happening inside a Turkish maximum security prison, through the... Barred window.'

'It is too snowing!'

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

Police Box

Lorne Greene

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

June Brown

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Head of Dumbing-Down

Donald Trump cuts PBS funding.

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

Dawn French.

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'The picture's snowy.'

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

Happiness is a warm TV.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Kellogg's Wapners

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'