Kids Tv Nostalgist Prints

'Let's see what's happening inside a Turkish maximum security prison, through the... Barred window.'

'It is too snowing!'

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Munster Island.

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

Head of Dumbing-Down

'Oh no, it's Carol Vorderman singers'.

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'The picture's snowy.'

Kellogg's Wapners

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

"One, one Milky Way! Two, two Milky Ways! Three, three Milky Ways! Four Milky Ways! Ah ah ah!!!!!"

'I can fix the fuzziness and the vertical hold, but I can't do anything about Chris Matthews.'

'Disgusting! It's a blow-by-blow description of an episode of Terry and June.'

'It took us a long time, but we finally made it -- take us to Mork and Mindy.'

It's a good idea but, it'll never catch on.

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Happiness is a warm TV.

Red Indians patiently waiting for what they think is television to be switched on, on an American locomotive.

'I'm not sure our insurance will pay off - I just ran over Ed McMahon!'

'...In other news, Urban Renewal today tore down Sesame Street....'

It's 10 pm Do you know where your parents are?