Children's Tv Nostalgia Gifts

'Mr Brush, there are some gentleman to see you outside.'

baby sweetcorn...

'He's maturing early.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'It is too snowing!'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Milk sideburns

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

Yoyos

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

Mr. Rogers' lockdown

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Munster Island.

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."