Childhood Tv Nostalgia Gifts

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

baby sweetcorn...

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Serious Putty

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'It is too snowing!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Milk sideburns

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Yoyos

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

The Music Box

Fade to black...

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

"Nonsense, Kevin. How could there be an anteater under your bed?"

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'