Childhood Tv Nostalgia Gifts

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

baby sweetcorn...

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'He's maturing early.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Serious Putty

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'It is too snowing!'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Milk sideburns

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Fade to black...

The Music Box

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Yoyos

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'