Kids Nutrition Gifts

'Not all food snaps, crackles and pops. Eat.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Too much sugar."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bad for you but to die for

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."