Little Nutritionist Gifts

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Diet considerations.'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Heart Disease Menu

Junior Doctor.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.