Infant Nutrition Enthusiast Gifts

Baby and banana

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"They look so young and helpless."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Diet considerations.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Heart Disease Menu

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."