Childhood Nutrition Advocate Gifts

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

No bottle feeding.

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"It appears your high sodium bacon is playing havoc with your blood pressure."

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

Food Pyramid.

"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

Obesity in America.

'We're meant to have 5-a-day, actually!'