Child's Health Advocate Gifts

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Armageddon

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

SAGE mentality

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

The next wave

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

COVID-19 Stops Economy

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.