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Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Armageddon

SAGE mentality

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Vaccine

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

The next wave

COVID-19 Stops Economy

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.