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'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'Treating 'Owies' for over 25 years.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

Fighting Covid

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

SAGE mentality

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Armageddon

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Vaccine

Prostate: 51st State

Covid and the Vaccines

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

COVID-19 Stops Economy

The next wave