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"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Violence against children.

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Danger: Do not love.

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

An apple core school

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

'When do you teach them how to dress themselves?'

"Well Mrs Collins. The results of my test seem to confirm that Gavin has a rather nasty case of glue-ear."

'Ok, since I'm hopelessly lost, I'll waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

Kids and the economy

'I've had it up to here with your demonization of the culture of childhood.'

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

"Papi, I figure summer is a waste of time... According to my calculations, if I go to school instead, I'll graduate from high school three years early!"

"We desperately need to recruit more foster parents....people with compassion, people who care. People who want to make a difference."

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

Begging cildren shivering in summer

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"