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School Lunches and Childhood Obesity.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Preventive medicine.

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Proud Mum.

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'I don't feel that bad.'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

The Poor Child's Nurse

Booster dose for vaccine

"Cheer up. You'll be through postpartum depression and into empty nest elation before you know it!"

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

Children playing in the street

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

'I like it, Johnson!'

NHS 75 years

Paediatric medicine

"Careful with that corn. It's a gateway food to other vegetables."

Santa Therapist

'I represent a broad-based coalition of anti-pipe interests....'

"Well Mrs Collins. The results of my test seem to confirm that Gavin has a rather nasty case of glue-ear."

'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."