Kids' Bath Gifts

"But I'm clean! I just got baptized this morning!"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Lady of the bath...

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

Preparing for a new arrival

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

Daisy Diaper Service

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

'Here's one I made earlier!'

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.