Kids' Bath Pillows

"But I'm clean! I just got baptized this morning!"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

Pool attached to child's bed.

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Lady of the bath...

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Bagpipes in the bath.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Preparing for a new arrival

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Here's one I made earlier!'

Maternity Hospital

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

What if Pirates Were Born With Their Wooden Leg?