Children's Comfort Pillows

'Mom, Dad, I'm scared.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Bookworm Sleepover

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Lumbar support animal

Who Will blink First Hugs.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Keeping warm.

Little Princess.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"We have the exact same taste."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"I'm having a pajama day."

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

So Far So Good

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'