Kickstart Champion Gifts

"The local karate club must be fund raising again."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

The Motives of Footballers

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

"They p-p-put m-me in ch-ch-charge."

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

David Beckham

Do you think it's too late to go into the ambassador business? Little buddy … It's never too late to … wait … "ambassador business"? It's all about the money, right? If you donate enough money to the right politician, you get to be ambassador to a tropical paradise. HOJ. You don't have any money to donate to anyone. I made a kickstarter page.

'Please, sir. Help me open a kickstarter account...'

"But I’m so close to my Kickstarter goal!"

"When did she become 'kemosabe'?"

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

"Is the German-potato-salad marathon normally this messy?"

"Cruz, I really like your idea of starting an iPhone club...seriously, sign me up!"

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

Depressed Race Starter.

Phil's Barber Shop - Today's topic: Religion, tomorrow: The Race Card.

"I wouldn't buy that one. It has a terrible kick."

Starter's Pistol Starts Rain Shower.