Kickstart Champion Pillows

"The local karate club must be fund raising again."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

"It's meatloaf. We didn't make our Kickstarter goal for steak."

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

The Motives of Footballers

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

"They p-p-put m-me in ch-ch-charge."

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

"But I’m so close to my Kickstarter goal!"

"On your marks! Get set!. . ."

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

"Is the German-potato-salad marathon normally this messy?"

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

Depressed Race Starter.

Phil's Barber Shop - Today's topic: Religion, tomorrow: The Race Card.

"I wouldn't buy that one. It has a terrible kick."

Starter's Pistol Starts Rain Shower.