Kickoff Ace Gifts

Punishment for the kicker.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

A Hole in the Dike

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Baseball Dreams

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Snooker.

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

The Motives of Footballers

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

"Considering I punch in and out for you half the time, Larry, I guess it's only fair I keep half your paycheck!"

My only skill is taking tests.