Kickoff Ace Prints

Punishment for the kicker.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

A Hole in the Dike

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Baseball Dreams

Snooker.

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

The Motives of Footballers

Rafael Nadal

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

David Beckham

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

"Considering I punch in and out for you half the time, Larry, I guess it's only fair I keep half your paycheck!"