Ball Toss Ace Prints

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Baseball Dreams

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Rafael Nadal

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

Ping Kong

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

"I see good things in your future."

"You realize they won't know the difference."

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

Doctor assessing a fat tennis player.

My only skill is taking tests.