Ball Toss Ace Pillows

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Punishment for the kicker.

Baseball Dreams

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Girl throws paper ball into dog's anti-scratch collar...

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

Ping Kong

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

"I see good things in your future."

"You realize they won't know the difference."

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

'Must this family always talk sports at the dinner table?'

'Hang on Jesse! You're being dragged into the jogger's vortex!'

Doctor assessing a fat tennis player.

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

My only skill is taking tests.

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."