Keypunch Operator Gifts

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Octopus on Keys.

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Thank you

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

Printers

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

Essential work against Coronavirus

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

Man types with beer on his computer.

'Data, data everywhere!'

"Hey—no cheating!"

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

I love geeks

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"