Keypunch Operator Prints

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Octopus on Keys.

Thank you

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer Life

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

New technologies.

Printers

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Essential work against Coronavirus

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man types with beer on his computer.

"Hey—no cheating!"

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.

I win...you blinked.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

I love geeks