Keyboard Carousers Gifts

"I'm still working on my keyboarding skills."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Careful! He knows computers."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Googoo

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Computer Life

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Col Pugno

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man types with beer on his computer.