Keyboard Cowboy Gifts

Evolution.

"Careful! He knows computers."

A man with blinders on focusing on his computer.

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer Life

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

New technologies.

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Col Pugno

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

Cyberwarfare

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Computer whisperer.

'Data, data everywhere!'