Kerning Critic Gifts

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

The Graphic Designer's Eye Exam

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"What are your other qualifications besides 'my daddy owns the company'?"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"He's a mental-health critic."

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

"I don't think President Netanyahu's Palestinian policy is..."

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

Barrett - rushed majority

"You forgot his tail."

'Bench-clearing brawl!'

'I'm judge, jury and, I'm hoping, one day...'

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

"Our house wine is abominable."

Don't walk while cross.

Two kids caught playing dots & boxes on a Damien Hirst painting, spelling the word 'so-so'.

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

"It was all we could afford in the end."

'This is for a different book.'

"Case dismissed for obvious reasons."

US Justice On A Snail.

Sue Gray Report

"I can tell from your expression that you've noticed my custom kerning."

"I can assure you . . .at NO TIME during MY presidency, did any ORATORY take place!"

"It's not the kids I hate. It's the parents for having them."