Kardashian Fan Pillows

"Which network would you like to get your daily fill of Kardashian news from?"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Harriet Walter

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Woody Allen

Ariana Grande caricature

Hollywood or bust!

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

Dua Lipa caricature

Elton John

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Peter Gabriel

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Antonio Banderas

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Stephen Fry