Kardashian Follower Pillows

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Ohmygosh! What? What? Is a Kardashian here? Major scandal. Epic proportions. Infidelity of the highest order. Sadie Cohen has been cheating on Uncle Mort. Can you believe it? Sadie! The very image of perfection revealed as a fraud! She's not the image of perfection. Stick with me. This is for narrative purposes. Oh, fine. No way! But she's so perfect!

Benedict Cumberbatch

Lesser known greek gods,

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Brad Pitt

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Can't Touch This

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

All Star Team.

Stephen Fry

Elton John

Atomic Bear: Part 26

Dogs Touring Hollywood

Madonna.

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

Live the Dream!

"I would kill for your metabolism."

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

Pete Townshend

'Take me to Anna Nicole Smith!'

Kelly Mittendorf

Jane Krakowski

'Prince'

Gillian Leigh Anderson

NBS Programming Department. Who have we got to interview Michael Jackson? We've got it narrowed down to Stephen King or Leonard Nimoy.

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"