Kantian Enthusiast Gifts

Immanuel Kant

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Omara Portuondo

The Dorrie Decimal System

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Blue Stockings

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'He likes to power nap.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"So the white whale was really just a metaphor for your mother's lack of affection?"

Don Quixote

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"