Kantian Enthusiast Mugs

Immanuel Kant

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Omara Portuondo

The Dorrie Decimal System

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

World Tour.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

John Bunyan

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Barb's such a fast reader."