Kangaroos Gifts

"Our checks bounced again."

'Oh, he's not mine. He's just renting.'

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Onion Tears

Kangeroo and joey

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"Fasten your seat belt."

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

Feathered frenzy

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

Child with a dog/Child with a kangaroo.

Emigrating to Oz.

How to make Easter special for the kids. . .

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'