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"Our checks bounced again."

'Oh, he's not mine. He's just renting.'

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

Dr. Roo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

He says he can't breathe.

Onion Tears

Kangeroo and joey

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

"Fasten your seat belt."

Feathered frenzy

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

Emigrating to Oz.