Kangaroo Companion T-Shirts

Emigrating to Oz.

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Canine Companion

Dog Crossing

Dr. Roo.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

He says he can't breathe.

Onion Tears

Kangeroo and joey

The Unsportables: Relay

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Unicorn in the Woods

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'