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'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

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Dog on man's stair lift

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Kangeroo and joey

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Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

Rex the Dog.

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Fasten your seat belt."