Kangaroo Caregiver Mugs

'Oh, Joey's left home alright, but you know how it is, kids never really move out...'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Dr. Roo.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Will you be wanting this?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Kangeroo and joey

Onion Tears

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

He says he can't breathe.

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

Rex the Dog.

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Fasten your seat belt."