Kangaroo Keeper Mugs

Red Kangaroo

"It's done wonders for my back!"

"It's really sad when you outlive your children."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Dr. Roo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

ZOO

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Ready Mum?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Onion Tears

He says he can't breathe.

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Kangeroo and joey

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'