Kangaroo Jumper Mugs

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Onion Tears

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Leaping

Kangeroo and joey

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Fasten your seat belt."

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

Emigrating to Oz.

Child with a dog/Child with a kangaroo.