Kangaroo Jumper Gifts

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Dr. Roo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

He says he can't breathe.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Onion Tears

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Kangeroo and joey

Leaping

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"Fasten your seat belt."

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

Child with a dog/Child with a kangaroo.