Kangaroo Keeper T-Shirts

Red Kangaroo

"It's done wonders for my back!"

"It's really sad when you outlive your children."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

ZOO

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Ready Mum?'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Onion Tears

Kangeroo and joey

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Fasten your seat belt."