Kangaroo Watching T-Shirts

'Ready Mum?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

Swan Fairy Tales

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Bears catching fish

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I think we may be related!"

TSA Noah

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.