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'Native wildlife self preservation.'

Dr. Roo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

He says he can't breathe.

Onion Tears

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Kangeroo and joey

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Fasten your seat belt."

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

Emigrating to Oz.

Child with a dog/Child with a kangaroo.