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'Native wildlife self preservation.'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

'Ready Mum?'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Onion Tears

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Kangeroo and joey

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Fasten your seat belt."

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'I have to say Joey: That's a funny way to have a sleepover!'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

Cosmetic pouches.

Emigrating to Oz.

Child with a dog/Child with a kangaroo.