K-9 Unit Fans Gifts

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Santa Dog

Garbage Piñata

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

Animal immigration

Sunblock

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Guide Dogs

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

Fish Tricks

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Family living in an allevator

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'