K-9 Unit Fans Pillows

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

No littering...

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Santa Dog

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

Sunblock

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Guide Dogs

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Fish Tricks

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Family living in an allevator

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'