K-9 Fan Gifts

'First shift with the K-9 unit didn't go well'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

No littering...

Wolf Karaoke

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Missing You.

Garbage Piñata

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Rogue elephant

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Boarway Show

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."