Justice System Analyst Gifts

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

Diet Coke Made in Prison Toilet

QC appointments fall to all time low.

Woman in the Loophole Department with desk organisers labelled 'Legal' and 'Quasi Legal'.

'Since this is your first offense, I'm going to go easy on you - community service for life.'

Power cut on death row.

Prison Visits

Trial by Media

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Justice

Fairtale prosecutions.

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

Lights Action Camera Justice

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

Dumping The Death Penalty

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Upload Filter

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

A judge, the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, the accused and the jury stand in front of a packed courtroom and bow while holding hands like they are finishing a performance.

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

Steve Bannon

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

Audiovisual law

The Manipulation of Justice

'It's innocent or guilty. There are no do-overs.'