Justice System Analyst Pillows

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."

Diet Coke Made in Prison Toilet

QC appointments fall to all time low.

Woman in the Loophole Department with desk organisers labelled 'Legal' and 'Quasi Legal'.

'Since this is your first offense, I'm going to go easy on you - community service for life.'

Power cut on death row.

Prison Visits

Trial by Media

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Minority Report

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

The Jose Padilla Experience

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

Justice

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"That settles it. I'm moving for a retrial."

Fairtale prosecutions.

Lights Action Camera Justice

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Dumping The Death Penalty

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Upload Filter

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."

The Affirmative Action Wars